Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
(via igiveuanadvice2)
Sunrise is not beautiful when it occurs in your 22nd waking hour.
Sex from behind can still be intimate and sweet depending on arrangement, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.
I wonder how I’d be written as a character in a book. What would my narrative voice sound like?

How do you keep doing that anyway? It’s like the moment I actually ask, you show up. What s this devil magic?